It’s been coming and going for the past month almost, but finally it’s caught onto me. Yep, I’m suffering from DMF – Deadly Man FluTM, an almost lethal strain of the common cold that only men get and incapacitates them, leaving them completely useless.
Apologies for the late notice, but I only started feeling really bad once I got back from work last night. I wanted to see how I felt this morning and alas, I shall be taking a day off work.
Those of you who haven’t subscribed to this newsfeed won’t know that I’ve cancelled, of course, so you’ll be sitting around your PC at 20:00 CEST and wondering where I am. Sucks to be you. But of course, if you haven’t subscribed, you won’t be reading this, so I’ve just wasted precious bed time.
I think I’ll go back to bed now.